Michael Patrick King

I only blog when I feel stunningly moved by thoughts,

that is why I will blog on todays major thought.

It took shape during the general studies exam.

Note: We could never fully understand the repercussions of such tragedy but that does not mean we should ignore the possibility.

Here goes.

So i was wondering what would happen if Sarah Jessica Parker died,
these are the 10 conclusions:

1. Maxim would revoke her title of most unnatractive woman ever.

2. She would get a posthumous oscar for sex in the city.

3. Public transport would cease to function.

4. The economy would fix itself.

5. A new music genre would emerge (somewhere between happyhump and lardertronico).

6. A new colour would be discovered.

7. Slavery would be re-introduced and promptly re-banned when the ugly ginger one died and the holocaust denial lost all credulity.

8. A flawless argument for Gods existence would take shape.

9. People would stop dying in Palestine.

10. Obama would become white.

People dont spend enough time thinking about these things.

The general studies exam was about institutionalised religion,

when it should have been about

4 great friends

one big city

and a whole load of sex.

Shit,

I've reached my philosophical peak.