Wednesday, 29 April 2009

Convention is rarely productive.

That was a stupid title.
It doesnt work.

Not sure if I should start making all words the same size again.



and putting them in the same place.
My new manuscript is written like this and I like it
because it looks pretty.

I have a story up here on six sentences. It had to be six sentences long to be considered. 4 people have voted it "six-tacular" which sounds stupid but is the best one.

I will put up a bunch of links soon so the 5 or so people that read this can read my writing in places other than here, there or then.




"Outline Situation Ethics"
I think situation ethics is good.
There is 1 rule:
Love is the only rule.

I think it would be really great and funny if it was. We would be like those chimpanzees that have sex all the time. Apparently its not that type of love, its "agape" love which just means being nice. It should mean having sex. Sex is love. Sex is better than love.

In MEXXXXXXXXXICO 103 people died of swine flu (maybe more now)
3 people got it in Scotland and they slept it off.
Scotland is cold and shitty.
Mexico is a blast.

I bought "No one belongs here more than you" so I dont have to go to the library to read it. I feel like a woman. It has been blurbed by Vogue and Elle.
WHY?
It is a genuinly good book
and Vogue and Elle are genuinly shit things.

I drew a picture of a naked woman on a mans head.

Im taking art next year.
My topic is going to be:
"Naked women sitting on mens heads"

It is a metaphor for how men are oppressed by feminism.

You cant do what you want anymore.



People will come and get you.
Burn men.

Chris East sent me an email to talk about the new chapbook his "bureau de books" is doing. You should submit. You can submit here.

Good luck.

Idiot.

2 comments:

  1. Sorry honey, it's our turn now.

    Did you know women are allowed to objectify other women? It's true... because we are nicer about it.

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  2. That should be illegal or something.

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