"He is having an affair"
My Mum is so stupid.
I dont want to be here.
"I dont care"
Everything is going wrong
and people are still laughing on television.
Stop laughing on television.
People always laugh on television.
If I was on television I wouldnt laugh
I would say:
"I dont believe in television".
I dont believe in television.
I believe in blah blah blah.
I dont know what I am supposed to do.
I want a teacher to be here.
The teacher can be called
"Mrs Love"
"Mrs Love" will tell me what to do.
She will say:
"Kiss my neck"
or
"Write something about psychoanalysis and sex and the city or something"
The Duke of Edinburgh is racist.
Hello Gordon Brown.
Hello GGGGG.GGG.GGGG.
I LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE LOOK AT ME
At the moment I am thinking: "Fuck" "Fuck" "Fuck" "Dog" "Fuck"
I dont care about you or your mum or your sister or your dog or your book or your friends.
Especially your friends.
I especially dont care about your friends.
This is good therapy.
You are good therapy.
Let us squeeze brine into jam jars
and sell the jam jars to
Chinese Medicine Shit.com
This is always happens to me
and not you
FUCK.
Please take me away.
Please put me in a helicopter.
Please fly the helicopter.
I dont think I could do it.
I cant even drive a car
or smile
or love.
Tell me what to do in list form or novellete form or novella form or love letter form
Forms are stupid.
Plato's forms.
I am a form.
Form off.
Form away.
Forms for you.
Forming you and stuff.
Stupid.
Stupid man.
Stupid boat.
Stupid planet.
Do you want a vase or a tent?
You deserve a vase or a tent.
You hate camping.
You hate smiling.
So you dont do it.
"I'M BEN BROOKS AND I DONT WANT TO BE HERE"
Friday, 24 April 2009
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I don't really know what to say.
ReplyDelete"I hope things work out" sounds so stupid and pathetic. But I do.
Even though you basically called me stupid on my blog!... I won't apologize for America, I can't carry that kind of weight.
I dont mean anything I say ever.
ReplyDeleteYes you do.
ReplyDeleteBecause you said you LOOOOOVE me. And that is SO true!
I love you more than hope and less than truth.
ReplyDeleteUmmm... thanks?
ReplyDeleteben, part of the famous duo who live in flowerpots, my attic is free
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