Miranda July

Today I didnt go to school.
I went to the library and read "No One Belongs Here More Than You" By Miranda July.
Miranda July blurbed EEEEE EEE EEEE by Tao Lin.
The books was very funny.
I laughed a lot.
You arent supposed to laugh in the library.
I told myself to stop laughing.
Every now and again I would stop to think about the stories
and I would look at the picture of Miranda July on the book cover of the book.
Miranda July is very pretty.
Today I fell in love with Miranda July.
One story was about a woman who taught some old people to swim using bowls of water.
I liked that one.
I liked them all.
I liked the one about the woman who fell in love with Prince William.
There was a dog called Potato in it.
Thats how Americans spell it.
All Americans are stupid.
Except for Miranda July;
Who I love.