At the moment I cannot write. My laptop shuts down and wont start and shit like that. I have had it for maybe a year or two. Its a childs laptop. It is primary blue.
This is being typed on the "family computer".
With a view to purchasing a new laptop I have opened a paypal account and hope to fill it. I dont know how to do this. I feel stupid or "gay" doing this. I dont even know if it works yet. If you want to paypal me money you can do that to email@example.com here are ideas, you may have others:
-£15 "subscription" - you will get Fences, An Island of Fifty and The Kasahara School of Nihilism for this when they come out. They will be signed and small pictures may be drawn in them (not of dicks).
-Copies of Fences to people in the UK for £5. They are $15 internationally shipped from fugue state.
-One copy of Fences shipped to US for $6.
I would probably send you a copy for free if you asked. Except I will never get a new laptop that way. Its up to you. I am a gaylord.