I am not tall

Here are two famous Jillian Clark clips:





Well done Jillian.

Also,
Shane Jones is sweet and he has a german publisher who has made a sweet video for light boxes and he is a sweet guy and does sweet stuff like including Fences in his top five new books by new writers 2009, next to sweet people like Blake Nutler and stuff. Thanks Shane, even though I had to give you a handjob to get in there. I am tasteful. What is candycorn?

Maybe soon I will start a rumour about someone being gay.

Maybe soon I will break records.

Also here is a video of Fences. Not my book Fences but Chris Mansfield's band Fences. I have been listening to them a lot the past year. Jillian Clark is probably in the audience.

He has a lot of tattoos.
Crispin Beast doesnt like tattoos.



I want to move into one of those abandoned wooden churches left in rural russian forests.

Maybe some time I will have enough money to build a house out of trees.