Don't drink Coca Cola

1-3am, Monday:
Listening to Beirut and smoking with the dog.

Talk to Frank

I dont feel very well.
Everyone is away on the leadership course so me and oscar went to a not-very-nice bar and spent too much money on not-very-nice things.
Oscar got with a girl who was 20
and this man got very angry
"I have been trying to get with that girl for months and I have been buying her drinks all night"
The man was 26
and he might have beaten Oscar up
except he didnt.
I have some clothes which are covered in Black Sambooka.
It looks like bird shit.
This morning me and Oscar were led in bed like
do the clocks go forward?
do we care?
but then they had and we did so we got up.
Oscar had work
and I had home.
I saw Tanbay on the way home and he was nice.
I am listening to Bon Iver.
I havent eaten since yesterday morning.
I dont know what time it is because I cant make sense of the clocks.
I cant type.
Free Palestine.

French people are doing things for Palestine

There are suspiciously few people at their computers.

Like everyone has gone out and I havent been told.

I want to go to Oxford.

I want days to be longer.

No-one says fuck the man anymore.

Everyone says:

The government do not do things wrong

and

Where is Palestine?

French people are doing things for Palestine.

http://www.europalestine.com/article.php3?id_article=3908

We should all do things for Palestine.

They are not less worthy of help just because

hundreds of years ago

there were people who cut up all the land with imaginary lines.

Its like they are far away

so they are not our problem

but they are our problem because they are human

and we are human.

Boris Johnson would happily save Palestine single handedly

he would go in with a rake or an unloaded gun

and tell them they were doing wrong and they had best leave no.

He should not be mayor of london

He should be mayor of the WORLD.

He would sort everything out.

Goji Wajinden

Apparently Hiroki is "a long journey with a large pack".

Shit,
I thought it was the best thing ever written ever.

Nothing is happening and nothing ever will happen ever

I hate poetry.

In "The Great Beethoven Fallacy" they discuss poetry.

The voice of the hole (-hole-) is poetry publishers and magazines and tao lin and shit.

You will need a key:

-Hole-

[Steven]

#Soviet soldier#:

We all sigh
And the Soldier takes a biro out of his pocket
And starts writing on his hand.

[What are you writing?]
#I write the pome, you know?#
-Poem?-
[What about it?]
-I hate poetry-
#Why you hate the pome?#

XII.

People don’t do poetry right these days.
To avoid cliché
You must avoid connections
Between words.
You must avoid regular structure,
Syntax
And correct grammar.
You must not mention landscape,
God
Or love.
You must make use of vulgarity.
You must include diagrams
And avoid,
Where possible,
The use of words
In favour of symbols or numbers.
You must not use vowels.
By ignoring the aforementioned rules
One fails to be original
And will be banished to the realm of greetings cards,
Children’s books
And vanity publishing.

#I think I crack it#

The soldier has been furiously scribbling throughout the lecture.

#Can I read the pome?#

Me and the hole nod.

XIII.

Mother
Fuck ame
@dockyard
Moortherope
Rope1239
De
Dud.

We all sit silent,
Aware that we have just witnessed a pivotal historical moment.

-Shit-
#What?#
-That was remarkable-
[You are going to be a rich man]
#I owe this to you#

He pats the ground tenderly.

Here and There between

As most post up until now have been concerned with

socio-

political

commentary

disguised as nonsense.

I thought I would do a sweeping round-up of things that had happened.

The last 3 months or so have included:

-Lots of reading of Noah Cicero.

-A 12 year old girl from Denmark School starring in a video filmed by a boy from our school in which she proceeds to find interesting uses for a ping pong ball, a hockey stick (handle end), a deodorant can and a rugby ball, respectively.

-Some shit has been going down in Israel/Palestine and still no weapons embargo by the US. People sare saying that Obama is getting shit done but he is still one of them. By "them" I mean the collective "man" who we should all fuck. Yes, fuck the man.

-Seeing Patrick Wolf who is actually homo-erotic theatre.

-Kissing a transvestite.

-Mock exams in which there was a lot of clock-watching and time-cussing. Someone swore at Mrs Poke or whatever her name is which shocked me because she is the kindest, most loving heart I ever did meet. I think it is Mrs Poke because then the joke works: I would Poke that.

-Work began on "The Great Beethoven Fallacy" which features a lonely man called Steven, a hole and a Soviet soldier. The Soldier gets stuck with Steven and the hole after he gets left behind by his troop while "tying the shoelace, you know?".

-Japan slid off the map and nobody noticed. Id say an average of 5 people read this blog though so if they each tell 5 people and those 5 people each tell 5 other people then more people will know. Not everyone will know because a lot of people live in forests and deserts and "tundra" (?) and these people dont speak to other people. I would estimate this hidden population to be around 1 billion or just under a 6th of the worlds population.

Dawk.

Dawkins gets so much shit.
All he did was turn atheism into pulp fiction
And stand on a train with a sign.
Russell should get more shit.
Russell blamed Christianity
For Hitler
And Stalin
But no-one jumps on his dick.
I guess they are both losers.
In different ways
But on the same level.
In a recent dream I overheard
a conversation about Dawkins.
It went something like this:
“Have you heard?
There’s a new Dawkins book”
“No,
What’s it called?”
“Recent sightings of God are unreliable
because they were reported by people who now believe in him.”
“What’s it about?”
“I’m not sure
But a quote on the back from Watchtower says:
A must-read for those that want to be raped by God come judgement day”

I think Richard Dawkins looks nice,

like a nice Uncle.

I trust him.

Michael Patrick King

I only blog when I feel stunningly moved by thoughts,

that is why I will blog on todays major thought.

It took shape during the general studies exam.

Note: We could never fully understand the repercussions of such tragedy but that does not mean we should ignore the possibility.

Here goes.

So i was wondering what would happen if Sarah Jessica Parker died,
these are the 10 conclusions:

1. Maxim would revoke her title of most unnatractive woman ever.

2. She would get a posthumous oscar for sex in the city.

3. Public transport would cease to function.

4. The economy would fix itself.

5. A new music genre would emerge (somewhere between happyhump and lardertronico).

6. A new colour would be discovered.

7. Slavery would be re-introduced and promptly re-banned when the ugly ginger one died and the holocaust denial lost all credulity.

8. A flawless argument for Gods existence would take shape.

9. People would stop dying in Palestine.

10. Obama would become white.

People dont spend enough time thinking about these things.

The general studies exam was about institutionalised religion,

when it should have been about

4 great friends

one big city

and a whole load of sex.

Shit,

I've reached my philosophical peak.

Hamas and The Contrived

I hate you.
People are dying in Palestine
And all you can do is whine.
You are my least favourite person.
People in Jerusalem were bulldozed
But you are more important.
Can you not move?
Is life hard?
No its not,
Living without sympathy is.

A weekend away

I know Im not a Buddhist
because I watched QI and couldnt stop laughing.