'Art Exhibition' #3

Welcome to my 'art'. This is the third time I have done 'lots' of things in one. This 'exhibition' is called 'Leg#Ache: understanding and 'accidentally' colliding with the opposite sex.

1. 'Lick Girls Out To Make Them Happy'
This is about how girls have periods so they are sad a lot so you should lick them out to make them happy.


2. 'I Fucking Comb Everything'
About the importance of looking neat if you ever want to touch girls.


3. 'Hello I'm A Girl And Society Strips Me Of My Identity As Though I Were A Prisoner.'
This is about not whining.

3. 'How To Make Friends And Acceptable Places To Touch People When You Arent In A Relationship With Them Or Both Clearly 'Up For It''
This is about how the art world is like a brothel.


4.'Im Ornting You And Im Sorry But Ive Been Looking And Looking And There Just Arent Any Jobs Out There'
This is about pulling together like gays because we are in the midst of a rapey economic recession.

5. 'What Are You Doing Eyy Mate? My Name Is Ben And Im Doing Art And The Sun Is Shining Down On Me Like Tears Of Joy And Tiredness Drip Down Onto A Baby Thats Just Fought Its Way Valiantly Out Of A Vagina'
This is about how no-one understands me and I have acne etc etc.

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