lately my heart has been beating quicker
when i am in the shower it hurts
i look everywhere
i think 'please nobody see this'
when it happens i know what it means
it means
get lined paper
and write a thousand girls names
and masturbate into a sock
or there is a way of functioning
where you make her clothes an illusion
where you put your saliva into her coffee while shes peeing
because probably she will never watch your ceiling from your pillow
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bravo sock aim.
ReplyDeletei will go to jail for ben brooks
ReplyDeleteis there some kind of a 'thing' about masturbating into a sock? i am obsessed with the idea that masturbating into a sock is some kind of common trope that is just on the periphery of my awareness. please put me out of my misery.
ReplyDeletep.s i have never done it. should i do it? i am considering doing it. is it as great as i imagine everyone says it is? i am trying to understand what would make it that great. i can't imagine.
ReplyDelete人必須心懷希望，才會活的快樂，日子才過得充實,有意義,有朝氣,有信心。........................................
ReplyDeleteare you real.
ReplyDeletegod damn.
golden
ReplyDeleteI don't really understand masturbating into a sock either. Do you put it on afterwards, or give it to your mother to wash? I think putting it on afterwards would be very unsexy and annoying. 'I feel like I've got cum in my toes' sounds like a bad day.
ReplyDeleteDid you see the daxflame where there's thunder and he starts crying and says "who likes to hear loud brains in your noise?" Any of the ones where he starts crying are generally good.
socrates & giles
ReplyDeletei think masturbating into a sock
you have to get a real comfy one
like not a woolly one or anything
then put it on at the start
then
'let a rip'
i dont really see why you would put it on afterwards
seems funny though
also is that you zheng?
you always forget i cant read chinese
your english is getting better though
ahaha no i havent seen that daxflame. i will watch it. i watched one where he talked about making a girl his friend by telling her fake answers to a homework.
also everyone else is super.
http://www.tabio.com/uk/
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