People Post #1: Strawburry17

Strawburry17 is an 'internet sensation' sort of. She makes youtube videos. She also blogs, twitters, worships and sells tshirts with her name on them. Her real name is Meghan Camarena. The above video is the first of hers I saw. For some reason I think I saw it on Chris Killen's blog. I watch the video pretty much a couple of times a day because it keeps me from throwing myself off buildings. If I found out the world was going to end then I would want to be under the influence of entactogens and repeatedly watching this video while moving my hips and singing, staring into her eyes. Really really.

Here is the video that was supposed to go here. Embedding was disabled.

Her brother frequently participates in the videos. Although his roles tend to be minor. He rarely even pretends to be singing although in the above video he does come in on select words for emphasis. He gets quite excited during the key change. I feel like probably he would be a really stand-up guy. Comments on the video tend to focus on him e.g “whats with the guy”, “creepy guy is creepy”, “stalker dude is awesome”. Other comments include “she has a good voice”, “i dont even know how the fuck i wound up here”, “what kind of girl is this”.

Oh shit I just had a sort of moment while watching the above video. It was sort of like “oh fuck it everything is great I believe in God i'm going to go and get married to a girl that never stops smiling now.” But such moments only last about as long as nitrous oxide. Which is sad I guess. Hm.

Really like her shoes in this one.

Favourite part: where she turns around and is wearing sunglasses.

Favourite comment: 'i think i might have insomnia'

2^nd favourite part: end on the railway

2^nd favourite comment: 'It makes me feel so happy to realize that I'm not alone in the lifelong battle of living and serving Christ my Savior and Redeemer. Thank you for not giving up the Christian race and showing others who you really are!'

Most recent twitter at time of writing: 'Thanks Burries for coming to my show!!! it was sew much FUN! <33333'

Choice quotes from the Strawburry17 blog:

-'Breathing without believing
each breath that i take
wont be my last
chance to change

who I am.'

-'Opinion: A personal assumption of the way a person perceives the reality of a situation, person, or topic. Not always but often times can be based off a stereo typed conclusion influenced by appearance, first impression, religion, sexuality, wealth, ect.'

-'I cannot stop time.'

-'Would you date a smoker?: No.'

-'Are you a happy person: Oh yes! Very.'

-'What do you wish?' I want a pet dragon like in Eragon.

Interview With Crispin Best RE Strawburry17

oh can i interview you quickly RE strawburry17

crispinendeavours: oh SHIT

me: whatssake

crispinendeavours: what?

oofcourse

me: what?

CAN I

fucking flickering lamp

crispinendeavours: aohyeh

me: okay

read?

ready

crispinendeavours: ok then

me: okay then

how do you feel about strawburry17?

crispinendeavours: i don't understand what she is

me: you dont remember the owl city videos?

crispinendeavours: i feel like i would quite like to put her face between my hands and then decide

i know who you are talking about

me: oh phew

good

would you consider sleeping with her?

crispinendeavours: sure - it would make you laugh, i think, but there are probably ~a dozen reasons it would a be negative development in my life

"be a"

me: im just trying to find out but for some reason i think she is 24

crispinendeavours: i don't think that is her age

me: i do

crispinendeavours: i think her age is 'exactly 17'

me: what

no way

crispinendeavours: says so on her channel name

me: oh shit

would you sleep with her if she was 17 and you were in mexico or japan

(just checked, shes 22)

crispinendeavours: think, funnily enough (though it sounds like you are referring to a legal impediment), being in those countries would certainly improve the likelihood that i would have sex with someone much younger than me because i think i am more 'fun' in foreign countries, and less 'imposing and dull'

22 seems kind of hilarious

me: 22 seems sort of upsetting

i hope its a lie

it says that on her blogger

crispinendeavours: probably not a lie

me: =[

crispinendeavours: incredible news

what are you sad about, ben?

me: she will call me young and not touch me

ill get a fake passport

right

are you ready to creatively respond to strawburry17 quotes?

crispinendeavours: ok i will try to

me: "I walk blindly in a comatose state of complacency."

crispinendeavours: be careful, strawburry17. would like to throw a soft ball at her face at this time

me: "There's a taste in my mouth that's kept me from eating
not physical food but the nourishment I'm needing

To breathe
To grow
To overcome
To know

That what was inflicted
Could not be predicted."

crispinendeavours: didn't need that rhyme at the end. things were going gangbusters without it. think it should be 'which' rather than 'what'? sounds kind of 'thuggish', strawb

me: haha, and finally

"The "box" and its four small walls, built out of pre conceived thoughts, enclosed with the bondage of stereo typical allegations justified by previous acquaintances claiming to be the same but acted in a hypocritical manner.

This box.


Cannot contain me."

crispinendeavours: funny. actually when you asked me what i thought of her earlier i thought 'i would like to put her in a box', but that sounded aggressive. i just meant kind of a 'quite large cardboard box' where i could let her think about things for a while. then i would let her out and see how it felt. i'd like to experience being in a 'quite large cardboard box' through the medium of strawburry17

she said bondage, also, which is funny

me: she probably felt queasy saying it

crispinendeavours: i expect so - i don't know what the 'episcopalian' (guess) stance on bondage is...

me: probably 'frowned upon'

she said this 'The next man i kiss will be after the words "I do." '

i do not think this means she is getting married soon

crispinendeavours: 'do you want to kiss me?'

me: ahahahaahahh

crispinendeavours: seems like a pretty easy way for you to 'bypass' that particular problem

me: thanks mate

crispinendeavours: from there you can get to sex no problem. i saw a news report today about a 25 yr old teacher who had 'drunken sex' with her 16 yr old pupil

that could be you and strawb!!

me: i saw that too

crispinendeavours: just make sure she is wearing pyjama bottoms

me: she took him and friends to her house and played games with them

she will do that to us

do you have a favourite strawburry17 moment?

crispinendeavours: i don't know - i think i prefer another 'fanvid' of owl city, which is to do with the dentistry song

me: im sort of horrified

you are supposed to say 'the bit where she pulls the balloon up'

but fine

crispinendeavours: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SukdLOMK0iE that is my favourite strawburry17 moment

me: oh okay

this is okay

when asked "What do you need?" strawburry17 replied "more of God". what do you think she needs more of?

crispinendeavours: God, probably

i'm not here to argue with her. i think her life is probably more satisfactory than mine. ultimately she will die more calmly than me. she will probably have a more fruitful and fulfilling romantic life than me

more of God

me: oh for sure

than both of us

than anyone i know

i would like to participate in it in some way

lastly

please try to guess what size feet she has

no googling!

crispinendeavours: i think she has size 4 'US'

me: one more guess

(you were wrong)

crispinendeavours: 6 'US'

me: wrong again

size 8

bit of a surprise eh?

crispinendeavours: i am surprised actually

me: yes

but it came straight from the horses mouth

is that the saying

or is it something elses mouth

thankyou for talking about strawburry17 to me

i think my internet is going to go

it might already be gone

shit

*highly offensive screenshots removed*

Okay this was quite a lot of work. Im going to go and make tea now. I should put a disclaimer or something here. I genuinely do like her a lot. Good morning. I'm going to ask her to marry me via formspring now. 'an offer she cant refuse'.

You can buy Strawburry17 merchandise here.

Strawburry17's world of warcraft account.

You can send shit to her here:
PO BOX:
Strawburry17
2625 F Coffee Rd #213
Modesto CA 95355