Udder

Crispin and Socrates have started a snazzy new internet magazine called 'Other'. Go to it here. Become part of it. Submit your lazy deaths. Wake up and watch. Write.

Lord knows why ropes tangle.

Or why people climb into ovens and sometimes never climb back out.

It is the middle of the year but already things are dead. I guess there is a drug that has died and with it the parties full of people gurning and being in love. Sitting up till 5am talking shit about how great everything is or was or will be. Possibly it is a good thing that the year of that is over. But it was pretty okay.

Currently I am finishing off a novel. After the novel I will finish off this collection of short stories. That novel and that collection and Fences are all on the same thing. They are all the same thing. Except one is abstract and one is less abstract and one is less abstract again. For the sake of ease I may call it The Trilogy of Vagina Far Away.

We have had our elections. We are idiots. I am an idiot. I panicked with laughter and voted 'Monster Raving Loony Party'. Hung parliament. Maybe the only good that will come of this is electoral reform. Maybe we will AV Plus or something else sweet. But also we wont cope with minority govt or a coalition for very long. Nobody knows. On television David Mitchell said 'we are essentially ungoverned and falling into chaos'. Henning Wehn participated in the ch4 election coverage. He is a great german guy.

I am listening to the new Laura Marling album. I am thinking 'nice one Laura'. I am thinking 'maybe I can go to her wedding somehow when she marries Marcus mumford'.

I have a confession to make but I have to send a telegram to mexico before I can make it.

This is not sustainable.

Devendra B is a pretty attractive man.

Christopher Mansfield is a pretty attractive man.

I have watched too many episodes of sex in the city to be heterosexual anyway.

Ranking of females in sex in the city:
1. Carrie
2. Charlotte
3. Samantha
4. Miranda

Miranda is absolutely shit.

Ranking of males in sex in the city:
1. Steve
2. Harry
3. Smith
4. Aleksander
5. Trey
6. Stanford

Yesterday I watched the last episode of sex in the city again.

Here is a very good song by some very good guys.



If anyone will let me live in their castle/villa/stately home in about a month that would be sweet. I promise to repeatedly touch the dog and make it feel good and also to flush the toilet and also to not spit on the carpet.

Okay hope you are all 10/10.