all the other halves all our staircases

going to repeatedly watch this low quality video of adam gnade



if you are in london you should probably come to this tomorrow

if you are able bodied you should probably be fist fighting with the moon

if you have no gag reflex you should probably be swallowing depleted uranium

if you are a young ornament, vinyl hat, or wto representative then you will probably enjoy this

if you are still awake then various things will show signs of movement

if you say that it has been too long then it has and im sorry

in general, i am

im sorry if i do not reply to comments but i am grateful

thank you for putting money on me in books

if ever you want that money back and i have it then just say

writing about things that have been a long time unturned

in states of sadness and movement

maybe beginning to think it is not possible to save everyone

i would like for one man to appear on the television and speak in ways which will make everyone vomit

not really capable of doing posts anymore

i do not think 'this has happened i will blog about this'

i think 'i am going to write a blog post and i do not know what it will say'

behind with various things

everyone in this jacuzzi is alive

hello we are from earth and we would like to befriend you

you said, i said
etc etc

From German to English

Waldeinsamkeit

the feeling of being alone in the woods

it is possible to get a lightbulb into your
mouth but not out, for this reason there is no
God.

There is a photograph of her smiling
(tie tied and hair up) then one of her
not (pine needles in her legs, bare)
then one of a man's face (large, looks like
a potato) then twenty five words in bold
(exciting news everyone) then five hundred
more but smaller (a magician looses his
sex appeal when you learn) then
sexy sexy sexy sexy womens

okay, okay

met this sexually attractive, budding young photographer not many days ago. believe that the first time i heard her voice 'irl' it was on the phone and it said 'are you on crack?' because i said 'they will not let anyone out of the station'. what a great everything.

the dazed and confused article issue thing is out.

no news really. everything is hush.

nawh

did 5 questions for 3am

did an interview with ani smith for we who are about to die

reread wind up bird chronicle. murakami blanket.

feel stremely excited about reading richard yates by tao lin you know tao lin right you know him tao lin do you know tao lin etc

have made a pact with myself involving the merchant navy

for heaven's sake
pigeons descend upon him,
about her he says it's like eating tar on toast
with that girl

window war

oh i havent done a blogpost for a long time
definitely because blogs are dead
which is okay
it would be good to have a large party with people where everyone does a huddle and someone does a speech and you all do that hand thing that hockey teams do and then everyone turns around and deletes their blogs
it would be exciting if the internet was closed for a day
really really bored 'in general'
okay
things that have happened

i was written about in an article in the observer
it was about 'new experimentalism'
it covered me and b s johnson and lydia davis and that mccarthy who isnt cormac
the article was also put on the guardian website
and written about in 3am and on bookslut

pretty much have a new favourite book which is one of hour television by kristina born
seems really strange that it didnt do better
really kind of hurt and i felt in awe and things

the dazed and confused article will come out i dont know when
seems like it will be a large picture of me and a small article
dennis cooper spoke to the lovely female writing the article about me
he said some very nice things
then i spoke to him and felt extremely nervous and couldnt speak so well

on wednesday i have an interview at a 'gourmet pie shop'
sounds really tasty

feel extremely frustrated at my hands
for not writing more
they seem very feeble
i keep telling them
'fucking get me a million pounds'
and they sort of look up
and sigh

saw star fucking hipsters play the other week
before the gig we were in the bar next door
and nico de gaillo was stood right there
and she was extremely extremely attractive
and very small
and i imagined her in a wedding dress and me saying
'you look like a million pounds'
and then her wrinkling her nose
and then me saying
'that's like one and a half million dollars'
and then her smiling
and then her saying
'i am very happy that we are getting married'
and then me saying
'this is the happiest day of my life'
and then later in bed when everyone has gone home
we are quite drunk
and i can say
'time to spend some of that money'

dear dignitas,
i think i am too boring
i think i am a dull person
and it would be best for everyone if you said yes
lots of love
benxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx