You have a lot of unread e-mails in your inbox. That means you are important. Or successful. Probably too busy to read all those idiot ramblings from your friends. Did you know that some people have personal assistants who sort through their e-mails? That is their only job. They call it "gatekeeping." I read an article about it. I'll send you a link in your e-mail.
i think i might have edited that in. or it is just welcome messages from online rpgs i've signed up for. or they are all from my mum. or they are all me emailing myself pictures of fully clothed girls doing handstands. i dont get emails anymore. do you
Yeah I still get e-mails but I usually print them out and have my personal assistant read them into a cassette tape. He does a good Edward James Olmos impression as he reads.
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You have a lot of unread e-mails in your inbox. That means you are important. Or successful. Probably too busy to read all those idiot ramblings from your friends. Did you know that some people have personal assistants who sort through their e-mails? That is their only job. They call it "gatekeeping." I read an article about it. I'll send you a link in your e-mail.
ReplyDeletei think i might have edited that in. or it is just welcome messages from online rpgs i've signed up for. or they are all from my mum. or they are all me emailing myself pictures of fully clothed girls doing handstands. i dont get emails anymore. do you
ReplyDeleteYeah I still get e-mails but I usually print them out and have my personal assistant read them into a cassette tape. He does a good Edward James Olmos impression as he reads.
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