i made a pome using quotes from the 2011 films 'no strings attached' and 'friends with benefits'

me and crispin watched both of them last night
i think neither was good
they were the same film kind of
crispin said about how the main actress from each won had been in black swan
funny
look at them now
hello ladies

Why Didnt You Just Asssk Paul Rudd 2 BE in IT

You have a boat

I live in Jersey

Just shit on my face

You give me premature ventricular contractions

Can I finger you

You’re very talented but fuck you

Im not fucking asking you out

Let’s play tennis

You look like a pumpkin

Take me to adam’s house

Look at my face

The pumpkin patch called

They want their pumpkins back

You look like a pumpkin

Can I finger you

I’m a doctor

I hate breakfast

Let’s play tennis

I work 80 hours a week

I am so glad you are my friend

You have like really big eyes

This is getting too intense

I can sing some third eye blind

Shane posted a picture of my light boxes tattoo on his tumblr with the other ones.
http://ivomiticecubessowhat.tumblr.com/
the tattoo says 'dtf' under it
also i got a tattoo of an umbrella