murakami party (jacob's actual pants that jacob's actual butt have tuched)

1Q84 came out on monday
was it monday
i'd already read it via review copy
it was already one of the best books ebba

murakami is my dad

here is a twitter bio i have written for murakami: novelist, early riser, ladies man and all round good egg. follow me i'll follow you.

we went to a murakami quiz on launch night in a big bookshop in london
there was free sake and sushi
i tried to spit my sushi out
i got visibly upset when we came second by two points
first prize was special edition boxset of all 3 volumes number 1 of 111. they said it was worth '£750'.

we got these tshirts though. and a dvd.

best 3 murakamis: 1) hard boiled wonderland and the end of the world 2) 1Q84 3) wind up bird chronicle

LITERARY FASHION SHOW:
those two pictures
all of the clothes in them are lit clothes:
-headband= from ana carrete
-underwear (these are uncomfortable for the penis) = from jacob steinberg
-tshirt = from my main man murakami

a man called 'desert of hiatus' made an album 'entirely dedicated and in homage to' my first book fences. it is very very good. i have listened to it a lot. feels reel

http://desertofhiatus.bandcamp.com/album/fences

i am a carpet in 'the carpet warehouse' that no one is likely to buy because i am the colour 'saffron sunset'
i am a lemur

think i might press my face against the 'stove' and then eat a 'bread' and then drink a 'beer'
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good morning japan
i hope u ladies wekken up feelen good bowt urslefs

night