life is what happens when you are asleep (halping hands by holding them #3 katekkkkk)

day #4 bb. running a little late. it is nighttime. i cooked some kind of soup and it tasted okay i think. it had carrots and peas in. drinking beers. being alive.

today when i woke up it was already dark. i dont know why. seems suspicious.

daily picture of human:

caption: today i am wearing you like a wetsuit

today i googled 'british antarctica survey jobs'. i am not an engineer. i am not a scientist. my hands are small and i sleep a lot. i still think about it though. i imagine waking up and going outside for a cigarette and everything being like 'endless snow' or something. seems good. i dont know if that's more depressing than waking up and being on a hill where you can see london 'skyscrapers' from. both of them are probably good when the sun is fainting.

where do people want to live. woods and sea seems good. they are both 'up for grabs' i guess.

going to brighton on sunday to read with other positive life living humans. if you are there then say this password: 'hewmungus', to me, and i will ask you about your life and then give you a 'verbal map' to 'lifelong happiness'.

today i went to sainsburys and stared at a wall of wine for a long time. had vague thoughts about a lot of things. wanted to lie down and rub my face against the lino. didnt do that. there were a lot of people in sainsburys. a lot of them were excited students. wanted to pick up ~9loaves of bread and try to walk out. didnt do that. planned to say 'i have a family to feed'. planned to run quickly and cry loudly so they let me off.

i think i might not be able to do blogposts tomorrow/sunday. i am going to try. the november blog revival is in 'full swing'. swell the ranks gaylords. type anything.

halping hands by holding them #3 kate a human

kate used to have a tumblr called milktrees. it was followed by a lot of people i think. it got closed down because of dead animals and stuff. now she has a twitter and a blogger and a tumblr. i think i have asked her 'repeatedly' to write a book or something. i hope she does.

 me:  okay

hi kate

 Katherine:  hi benjamin

 me:  please describe your mood using colours and foods

 Katherine:  ok i would have some cous cous but plain cous cous not the lemon and coriander one and an old apple thats gone soft and im black like oil slicks

 me:  sounds tasty maybe. i think for the rest of the interview i will ask you questions from 'faq' sections of websites about ghosts and the afterlife. is that okay

 Katherine:  ok

 me:  How can I tell if I am a ghost?

 Katherine:  you will be able to live in the internet and cockroaches will like to sleep in you

 me:  Will I like living in the afterlife?

 Katherine:  yes you will have a nice kitchenette and a garden with a swing

 me:  that sounds pleasant. you have 'put my mind at rest'.

Where do other animals, like dogs and tigers, exist after they leave the physical world?

 Katherine:  i think maybe they get recycled into soft toys dogs live forever

god lets the best ones come to live with him in the ocean

 me:  Can a ghost follow me home?

 Katherine:  yes every person has at least 17 ghosts with them at once

 me:  Can a ghost physically hurt me?

 Katherine:  yes with ghost knives but they dont hurt

 me:  'phew'. Can I talk to a ghost? Will it talk back to me?

 Katherine:  you can talk to them but they cant hear you and ghosts talk back but in the same way theyre real lonely

only plants can hear them

 me:  How can I connect with the fairies?

 Katherine:  go to the forest and cover yourself in honey and roll around in the dirt then u have to stay there for 2-5 weeks and they invite you to their houses

 me:  Do you sell ghost tshirts?

 Katherine:  yes 100% real ghost ectoplasm

 me:  thanks for letting me interview you kate mate

 Katherine:  thats ok benjamin

happy everything everyone