pop punk isnt ded (halping hands by holding them #0)

good morning. it is 7.36am. seems wet outside. i thought 'is the sky yellow or is my window yellow' then i opened the window and put my head out and the sky was yellow. it isnt that yellow. it is maybe the colour of a ~40 year old man who has a liver problem.

couldnt sleep yet so watched strawburry17 videos. she is still alive. i checked statcounter and saw that this blog was the number one search result for 'strawburry17 feet'. then i clicked on the link then i read old blog posts. seemed like i was very excitable age 17.

a thing that blogs have is a picture of the person writing the blog 'drinking' out of a mug while they type (impossible?):

caption: i am drinking out of this mug and typing about my lyf with the hand that isnt holding the mug (not pictured)

24th june, 2009: The only things I care about are blog hits, money and girls
and all of those things are "down".

oh look the font has changed now

i think i like this colour better

if a house was this colour and also 'good value' then i would buy the house

decided to start trying to do a blog every mornen for a month. going to give blogs 'the kiss of life'. going to have 'regular features'. okay here is the first regular feature. it is called 'i will pick a tweet that i can see when i am writing this and i will paste it into the blogpost':

'ugh I have to make profiteroles today and I actually cannot be bothered.'

oh no the font has changed again

i wouldnt buy a house this colour i dont think

going to paste some of those nice skin colour words down here so it changes back

i think i like this colour better

there we go

this is great

i am really getting the hang of this

everyone should start doing blogging again. remember when people used to do that. remember when barack obama got elected. that was great. we watched a video of it in politics and i teared up while thinking 'that man is absolutely beautiful'. 

i am going to make this blog a very entertaining place to hang out with your friends. there is going to be a pool table and free comdoms. you are going to stay off the streets and not rape anyone or steal their shoes. 

it would be nice if everyone started blogging again. blogging can change your life more than yoga can because yoga is just where you try to make your body into animal shapes but animals dont wear lycra so it is stupid, i feel. 

not really sure how this is going

cant tell

cant hear a plause at all, which seems ominous 

listening to radio 4. they arent really saying anything funny right now. they are talking about stuff that has/will/might happen. 'the news'. 'the boring bit'. 'not enough jokes'. 'am i hungry at all'. 'not sure'. 

i am going to interview people and make them 'spill the beans' re 'tips 4 lyf'. it will be called 'halping hands by holding them'. i believe that everyone in the world their harts are connected by a yellow umbilical cord which is invisible.

how do i get into 'cybercrime'. if i do, is there a likelihood i will engage in any physical fighting. how will you prepare me for that.  

here is a picture of outside my window

humorous caption: what is my laptop doing outside! honestly!

eww it is sew wet outside that is disgusting everything looks like it has been licked by a massive dog eww

okay i am going to go and lie down. oh just imagined meeting the cast of a 'straight to dvd' film and being flattering to them by saying 'someone must have punched one of my eyes because i am seeing stars'. i think they would like it if i said that to them. i think we would be frens. 

everywon have a gr8 day today is your day bb use it 2 go into ur bed and try to wissel chords