i think we should go to sleep now

good afternoon

hello

link heavy day

Do not touch dead calves or hanging witches this is your hour

For the attention of The Queen:

Stars are not mice mice are not clouds keep your hands in your pockets learn to blow smoke ships

For the attention of Aira:

Be thorough and enthusiastic in all that you do

&"*"&"*"&"*"&"*"&

the cover for IQ84 is nice

(All of the bears on Gaizinkalns)

Gravel but a silver underland

grow up is going to be published in italy by ISBN

and in Germany by Berlin Verlag

(&I am currently experiencing bouts of unprovoked rain

Because I am adolescent)

Is that right

Do I win yet

2012 Olympics

I will hide under the desk

Until you arrive

(You will not)

the autumn canongate catalogue has appeared as a pdf

in it me and david whitehouse talk about our books

david whitehouse is really nice

he wrote a book called bed

it is very very good

it is sad and funny

you can pre order it

In bed during the national anthem

when the light drops and the room fills up

I am hungry

I need the toilet

Toast is nice

Toast with just butter and like a cup of tea and like a book where the words are the same size

also you can preorder Grow Up

from Amazon

or from WHSmith

or from Waterstones

I think from wherever really

It is only like 5pounds in some places which seems good

It will be nice if people buy it I think

I hope people like it

:

'am i more important than the trees"

"than all the trees i ever saw'

'and the ones you didnt"

"and those too'

night night

cub scout

i think that maybe i dont know (bees?)

things with grow up are going well

like in bed

it will be published in spain by Blackie Books

like in the bath

they publish brautigan and things

i think i have not been keeping up with much except for 'privileged'

they show 'privileged' at 3:35am on channel 4

two episodes

it is american

they only made one series

it is set in 'palm beach'

today nothing happened

i had a dream about being on trains in latvia with pockets full of pounds coins

how weird is that?

how weird is my dream?

my dream that i had?

you know?

here are things they say in 'LA INK' with 'Kat Von D':

-'the shop' : meaning 'the tattoo shop', the shop owned by 'Kat Von D'

-'get inked' : meaning 'to get tattooed', variants: 'you got ink?', 'where's your ink?'. 'you cant work here, you aint got no ink'

-'the tattoo family' : meaning the 'group of friends' working at 'the shop' who think maybe that they are 'closer' because they all are 'inked', comparable maybe to something like a 'cleft palate club'

my sister bought 'red top milk'

'red top milk' is like white water or whatever or something

if you havent you should see steve roggenbuck's pony club

http://www.downloadhelveticaforfree.com/

feel like sometimes you are not really facing mecca when you pray

i mean i'm not

sorry

j.a tyler's promotional campaign for his new book:

If you don't like my book I'll write you another book on the inside of that book. Order it, read it. If you don't like it, ship it back to me & I'll write a new book for you on the inside of that book. Yes. This is how much I believe in these words. A MAN OF GLASS & ALL THE WAYS WE HAVE FAILED: http://www.fuguestatepress.com/man.html

sunday

grow up grow up grow up

proof copies and the sales jacket of grow up came today. i am excited. they are pretty. dave brown from the mighty boosh did the cover. the hat and nose and mouth and eyes are raised so you can run your hands over the book and it feels nice.

hope everything everywhere is fine

WE ARE ALL EVERYWHERE #1

tomorrow is not friday or the day after or the day after

i am trying to live like when i was small

i am

i am only eating things i want to eat

(toast, tea, yoghurt)

i am smoking as much as i want to

i put my socks on before my underwear

and jump about in front of the mirror

i think about buying a house in rural bulgaria

then not coming out of it until i have worked everything out

i try to do handstands in the living room

(i'm not wetting myself or anything)

i move my head sometimes

when a man in the computer is singing swear words

(the swear words i know are fuck and dick and no other ones)

i am planning on learning how to speak polish

i am planning on getting taller

it is likely that things will happen tomorrow

i am really sorry about all that water in japan

it looks sad

essay on kat dixon essay on 'neo-dadaism'

kat dixon wrote an essay saying something about 'neo-dadaism'

saying it should 'yawn itself out'

feel like you could just click off steve roggenbuck's book of poetry downloadhelveticaforefree.com

if you dont like it

instead of saying it should disappear

it's really good though

dont think anything should disappear

essay seemed like someone watching naked children playing in the sea

and not being able to play with the naked children in the sea

and saying 'dont really understand why those children are playing naked in the sea, doesnt mean anything, they should stop'

seemed gay

yea

okay

whatever

art exhibition #3 (i think)

hello welcome to my third art exhibition

it feels really amazing to have my art on display like this

here have some white wine

come and meet paul

paul is a copyeditor

paul can juggle

show us paul!

yea come on paul!

dont be a stupid dick paul, show us!

see, i told you

good job paul mate

the art exhibition is called 'where is the nearest masonic lodge'. it is about searching for faith in 2011. it is about exercise bikes and hydroponics.

there is a story behind this first piece; i did it on microsoft paint.

This piece is about whether it is okay to hit your child because your child said that he/she was gay. if they said it as a joke dont hit them. but dont love them either.

this piece is about about using facebook to make people think they like you and then meeting them in a park and taking off your clothes and disappointing them.

this piece is about losing your virginity age 10. it is about getting all the vaginas. it is about working the room.

this piece was created shortly after south sudan gained independence from the north. we waited so, so long.

pretty self-explanatory. where is god, where is my lighter, etc etc. 'serial killer'.

this piece is about the 'brown people vs god debate'. death to israel. haile selassie.

have some more wine if you want.

i hope you liked the art.

where's paul gone?

fuck you paul.

rod stewart.

i am wearing everything i own.

a woman wearing a trenchcoat stared at me this morning

in a disapproving way

like it is not okay to kiss dogs in public

and we werent even kissing

we were just nose rubbing

and when she walked passed she smelled like my first girlfriend

it made me feel tired

sucked some serious dick last night

not really

i never do anything

sorry

he is a bit taller than i am

are you okay

you have gout

you have gout

you have gout

you have gout

you have gout

you have gout

hahahahahahahahahahahah

go to bed now