what does it mean if you are underneath the table (i am in the bed)

Soon after the fountain was erected, newly-enrolled students of the Georgia Augusta university began to climb up the fountain and to kiss the statue which rapidly became a university tradition. Because the climbing of the fountain was usually celebrated with excessive consumption of alcohol and loud cheers of fellow students and because the number of students largely increased after World War I, police issued a decree in 1926 that officially forbade the climbing and kissing of the statue. A law student who was prosecuted for kissing the goose girl in the same year, took the case to court. However, the superior court of justice in Berlin legitimated the edict.

As the fountain has been subject to vandalism, the original statue of the goose girl can today be seen in the Stadtmuseum while the fountain only carries a copy. After a severe assault during the winter of 2004 (malicious arson), the fountain needed to be disassembled and underwent major restoration.

regjo

hello hello. grow up has had more reviews. im in germany. im in a cafe and it's the evening beginning and i am a bit drunk and you can smoke in here. just finished the radleys by matt haig. it was very very good. not sure why im here but i probably wont go back to london for a couple of weeks. might go to warsaw. kind of want to go and see the northern lights. listening to ghostmice. just read the morning news profile of muumuu house and thought 'awwwwh ily' re tao lin and noah cicero. 

that picture is a picture charlotte took of someone we dont know reading Grow Up on the underground. seems really funny. 

want to get a crispo/franky tattoo via mmminscoe so it officially becomes a 'youth craze'

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oh hai crispin, happy birthday

here is your surprise party:
come in
everyone you've ever known or will know or wont know is here
it is a fancy dress party
the theme is:
sad executives
the drinks are:
bacardiribena
i will get you a water now
look, sarah is over there
her nipples...
sit down
the house band
(they are called 'everything you've ever wanted to happen can happen tonight if you just calm down')
are going to play a song now
 crispin born feat lil wayne by brooksben
good job band
my toe sure is tapping
um
do you want some hot wings
or peanuts
or lemon
okay
time to dance?
okay
you're right
this is going to be hilarious

that was fun
time for a 'stiff' drink now i guess
(undiluted lime cordial)
there is someone here, crispin,
who has got something he wants to read for you
go on mate
dont be shy


Birthday Wish

It’s your birthday time again;
It’s true; there’s no denying,
Another year has come and gone;
You know that I’m not lying.

So for you, the birthday person,
Here’s what I want to say:
I hope this birthday’s the best one yet,
In every delightful way.

So happy birthday to you.
Have lots of birthday fun!
May your birthday wishes all come true,
Even if you have a ton.

By Karl Fuchs
that was great karlreally nice jobwhat a voice you haveit is like plywood or something else great like thatthe atmosphere in here is greati know it's only the village hall buti mean it's the people rightnot the placehehe look at amandaher feet look like dead sealsokaythe house band are getting ants in their pantstime for another song band  i want to spend the rest of forever looking for a bowling alley with you but not finding one by brooksben woahthose guys are going to be hugeyou mark my mouthit is getting latebring down the lightsspeechspeechspeechohseems like everyone is just a bit sad or maybe tired nowwe should lie downwe can just go under these plastic tables and sleep foreverthis is nicetop and tailgood morninghappy birthday mate

thirteen thousand tigers tied with silver string

hasidic kitchen

the third review was not good also
it is good though
that people have hands
i woke up at 9 today
i watched a thing about amityville
i watched a thing about the exorcist
i thought about being hungry or maybe not being hungry or maybe being thirsty but not for cola
just ordered pasta online
feeling sweet
smelling bad
angels on your body baby

today i will sit down in the shower and hum

first review of Grow Up in the Guardian, nice one jane housham mate

seemed really bad. not like a 'negative review' just a 'strangely crude' one maybe.

'How is it possible for Brooks already to have reached these far shores of experience, tossing out his shocking little grenades of nasty sex, porn, drug abuse and torpor? I suppose he wouldn't have got his novel published if it was about doing well in his A-levels and enjoying cycling and photography.'

'Enjoying cycling and photography.'?
'Enjoying cycling and photography.'?
'Enjoying cycling and photography.'?

Feels like 'when was the last time Jane met any 17 year old kids outside of Enid Blyton books'?

Just seemed like saying 'he made some things up so his book would be published' which seemed a little rude mate, sorry.

Also, she misquoted.

hehe

be nice

will it be warm today

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