we did it: 4 days/12 romantic comedies

I watched 4 yesterday. It's all over.

Just wright.
basketball and love.
i.lovedit.

leap year.
ireland girl man
ilvoedit.

when in rome.
magic fountain love
ilovedit.

life as we know it.
orphaned child raised by hatin godparence
cried repeatedly
because now this huge section of my lyf is ovr!
ilovedit.

not sure why i did it really
i did though

I think I just wasn’t that happy and I thought that it would make me happier

Maybe it did

I bought running shoes and went running

I went shopping and bought fruit and vegetables

I was shuffling around the supermarket listening to gold panda

I was wearing tracksuit bottoms and a hoody that went to my knees and no socks

I looked like someone who was watching 12 romantic comedies in 4 days

Everyone should do this

It will change your life

I finished ‘life as we know it’ at ~1am

After the last romcom finished I put Vanessa Carlton on and I tidied my room

Then I folded some clothes and put them in drawers

Then I watered my plant

Then I put on my onesie

Then I ate some sunflower seeds

feel ready to start livin lyf agen

day #3 of 4 days/romantic comedies challenge

yesterday i was hungover and i watched five romantic comedies
it was a strange day i think

the first two films had jennifer anningstons in them
i spent 4 hours with jenjen basically
in one of the films she got a man to give her his sperm so she could make herself preggers with it
but her best friend switched his sperm for the sperm
what a bloody mess

that film was called 'the switch'

i. loved. it.

the other film with her in it was called 'the bounty hunter'
her ex husband was a bounty hunter
and he had to 'bring her in'
and they fell back in love
nice one you guys!

i. loved. it.

then i watched 'the back up plan'
this one had jennifer lopez in
it was another one where 'artificial insemination' featured heavily
it was pretty awful
the man's job was making and selling goats cheese or something
jaylo ran a pet shop

i. loved. it.

i watched 'she's out of my league' next
maybe the best one of the day
it was about a man who looked ~14 and worked as 'airport security'
he got a girlfriend who was greater than he was
he was like 'um what lol i am going to ruin this'
so that is what happened in that one

i. loved. it.

i went upstairs and spoke to my housemates for a bit at this point
it was about 2am

next i watched 'it's complicated'
this was the old people one
(shout out to elaine)
this one had alex baldwin in
he was in she's out of my league too
it was pretty boring
it had steve martin in
meryl streep
shout out to meryl
meryl, if you're reading this, give up
JK!
ilybb

i. loved. it.

is this challenge draining the colour out of my life
or is it injecting my life with colours that i never even knew exist
not sure
lol

good morning

day #2 of 4 day/12 romantic comedies (never go outside) challenge

day 2 was yesterday
i woke up late
i ate a banana
i watched 'how do you know'
which had paul rudd and reese widderspoons in
the plot was really weird
reesey got kicked off the USA women's baseball team which made her sad
paul lost his job and got told of for fraud or something and his dad was jack nikkelsong
also owen wilsong was in it
felt like they didnt let paul rudd be paul rudd enough
paul rudd is my favourite man
anyway

i.loved.it.lol.

here is the bloopers reel
look at paul rudd



paul rudd is the perfect guy
i love you man is the best film to have come out of the film industry
look



after the film i went out with crispin and got back late and drunk so i didnt watch anymore
that means i have to watch 5 today
so far i have watched 3
2 of them had jennyfur anningstons in them

just thought 'you're really doing this arent you'

well yes, i am, is the answer to that

i am hoping to learn all about love and comedy
i am hoping to learn how to tell a story or how to 'spin a yarn' maybe
i dont know why i am doing it really
it's like going on holiday sort of
i am enjoying it
only i am not looking forward to some of the films on the list
for example the old people one

okay
i should go and watch two more films before bed now
nightnight

4 days/12 'romantic comedies' (never go outside) death challenge

hello

I decided to watch 12 romantic comedies in four days

I have watched 2 this evening

the 12 romantic comedies will be these



the first film i watched was 'valentine's day'
it had lots of people in it
an 'all star cast' that's called
taylor swift was in it
her character was 'female moron'

i. loved. it. lol.

(between the two films, i made noodles with mushroom and tomatoes so that was pretty fun)

the second film i watched was 'going the distance'
it had drew barrymore in it and also a man
some great talk about 'dryhumping' in it
dialogue seemed 'natural' at times

i. loved. it. lol.

feel really like at the end of these four days i will have grown somehow. like maybe i will be more romantic or funnier than i am now. maybe i will gain 'perspective'.

going to shower now
cant wait for tomorrow

i made a pome using quotes from the 2011 films 'no strings attached' and 'friends with benefits'

me and crispin watched both of them last night
i think neither was good
they were the same film kind of
crispin said about how the main actress from each won had been in black swan
funny
look at them now
hello ladies

Why Didnt You Just Asssk Paul Rudd 2 BE in IT

You have a boat

I live in Jersey

Just shit on my face

You give me premature ventricular contractions

Can I finger you

You’re very talented but fuck you

Im not fucking asking you out

Let’s play tennis

You look like a pumpkin

Take me to adam’s house

Look at my face

The pumpkin patch called

They want their pumpkins back

You look like a pumpkin

Can I finger you

I’m a doctor

I hate breakfast

Let’s play tennis

I work 80 hours a week

I am so glad you are my friend

You have like really big eyes

This is getting too intense

I can sing some third eye blind

Shane posted a picture of my light boxes tattoo on his tumblr with the other ones.
http://ivomiticecubessowhat.tumblr.com/
the tattoo says 'dtf' under it
also i got a tattoo of an umbrella