i got formspring

http://www.formspring.me/titanicultrafan

murakami party (jacob's actual pants that jacob's actual butt have tuched)

1Q84 came out on monday
was it monday
i'd already read it via review copy
it was already one of the best books ebba

murakami is my dad

here is a twitter bio i have written for murakami: novelist, early riser, ladies man and all round good egg. follow me i'll follow you.

we went to a murakami quiz on launch night in a big bookshop in london
there was free sake and sushi
i tried to spit my sushi out
i got visibly upset when we came second by two points
first prize was special edition boxset of all 3 volumes number 1 of 111. they said it was worth '£750'.

we got these tshirts though. and a dvd.

best 3 murakamis: 1) hard boiled wonderland and the end of the world 2) 1Q84 3) wind up bird chronicle

LITERARY FASHION SHOW:
those two pictures
all of the clothes in them are lit clothes:
-headband= from ana carrete
-underwear (these are uncomfortable for the penis) = from jacob steinberg
-tshirt = from my main man murakami

a man called 'desert of hiatus' made an album 'entirely dedicated and in homage to' my first book fences. it is very very good. i have listened to it a lot. feels reel

http://desertofhiatus.bandcamp.com/album/fences

i am a carpet in 'the carpet warehouse' that no one is likely to buy because i am the colour 'saffron sunset'
i am a lemur

think i might press my face against the 'stove' and then eat a 'bread' and then drink a 'beer'
BLYHDHDUDBDHJDBDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

good morning japan
i hope u ladies wekken up feelen good bowt urslefs

night

mean things italian humans have said

good morning

keep thinking 'dj tao lin' and then laughing

keep thinking 'that is where you will be and i will be here'
then kissing my hands and thinking 'they taste different to your hands i feel'

i stayed with greatbabedotcom in scotland recently
we saw jeffrey lewis play
he was keutiebutts
in scotland there are girls and boys
it is intense

i think grow up has come out in italy
it was in italian vogue, mtv, and marie claire which seemed funny and weird
also did an irl interview for an italian paper
google translated it and the woman called me 'pimply' and said i wasnt a writer
also did a phone interview for someone
and the woman said she hated interviewing me in the interview

'billie jd porter' is a human who does a television programme about teenagers having sex with each other
also she does films and 'spinning discs' i think
recently we walked around ldn and ate little burgers and she took this picture of me in a bookshop and put it on her blog pretty creepy really

what a hot edition of wuthering heights that is

oh hai dan brown, it's me, your dog walker

seems like me and elaine sun and madison langston are all getting 'idgi' tattoos. i encourage everyone else in the world to do this. it will bring everyone closer together. it will make blogs real again.